In support of legalized prostitution and Hummus

I was asked recently my opinion of legalized prostitution, and in retrospect I would have to say it is not quite dissimilar to my opinion of hummus.
I believe there is a place and a time for both, however when producing something for public consumption there is ground work that needs to be in place for the proper execution.

One: First and foremost legalization, is not enough. We would need licencing and accountability, this would enable us to truly marginalize those whom chose to operate out side the legal parameters.

Two: Sanitary expectations of staff and facilities could be monitored and standardized.  Any particular facilities inability to comply would amount to fines, legal action and or loss of revenue.

Three: True accessibility to the people who need or desire it the most; the socially marginalized, the infirm, the elderly.

Four: Pricing schedule's, one should know what to expect to pay before the transaction is complete.

I believe that by embracing these four simple concepts we could create a clean, healthy, and competitive environment for both the employees and the patrons.

Really this is self serving of me because in the end I'm tiered of buying my hummus  from questionable sources , on street corners in the middle of the night.

I wished I owned one of these rings.

Oh the fun this ring and I could have. We would travel the world together performing good deeds and being all philanthropic like. The cool that radiates from this ring would
keep me safe whilst I feed the homeless in the back alleys of Mexico city, and at the same time keep me warm as I swim with the penguins off the Ross sea ice shelf in Antarctica.
Yes this ring would definitely make me a better person.
That and it is wicked cool.

I use to write more, now I write less.

This was not my idea, nor was it my desire. I do not disagree with the idea writing a blog, it is just that I feel I really do not have anything that interesting or witty to say on any regular basis.
I will however endeavor to be creative and witty, which for you the reader may amount to midly amuseing, and in the end I may achieve the goal that has been laid before me and infact end up writing more... or less.